Every Song A Hit, Every Hit A

I Have So Many Evil Plans, I'm Just Trying To Find The One Which Would Be Best Right Now!

But You Know, We Have More Hits Than You Can Possibly Think About. One Of My Personal Favorite Artists Is The Wonderful Artist Named Cher. And Although I Love Much Of Her Late Stuff, Her Early Stuff Was The Stuff That I Really, Really Loved.

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.

You Know, If I Don't Make It When I Go Out There In That Weather Balloon Into That Thunder Storm. I Want, You To Take Your Ear And Give It To My Wife.

Every Song A Hit, Every Hit A Smack!