Every Song A Hit, Every Hit A

My Mother On Her Death Bed Told Me, 'where The Hell Did That Kangaroo Come From!?' - It Just Popped Out Of Nowhere And Punched Her In The Head And Caused A Cerebral Hemorrhage, So I Thought I'd Move To A Country Where There Were No Kangaroos!

When You Kill Someone By Chopping Off Their Head, Rolling 'em Up In A Carpet And Burning It, You'd Better Make Sure They're Dead!

What If Hamsters Fought In The American Revolution?

We All Have A Dinosaur Deep Within Us Just Trying To Get Out.

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.