Every Song A Hit, Every Hit A

I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

What If Hamsters Fought In The American Revolution?

To Be A Dramatic Writer Takes Hard Work, Talent, And Discipline. And That's Why I Just Make Up Crap.

Give Me Liberty! Or A Bran Muffin!

Rudolf The Red-nosed Reindeer, Dead At 53. Over Barcelona Today, The Famed Reindeer Was Hit By A Flock Of Seagulls And A 747. Eyewitnesses Report, That The Reindeer In Spain Was Hit Mainly By The Plane.