Every Parent Knows That For A Kid,

Whenever I Walk Off The Golf Course, I Thank God That I'm Able To Tell A Joke. I Thank God I'm Good At Something.

Every Parent Knows That For A Kid, The Car Is Chloroform.

Mike Royce And I Have Always Had Success Writing What We Know. What We Know Now Is That We're Middle-aged, Neurotic And Fat.

I Don't Think Men Talk As Much As Women, But When We Have Something On Our Minds We'll Get It Out.

The Comics That Are Just Conversing With You Up There And Drawing On Their Own Life, Yeah, I Guess So. I Guess Some Do Political Humor, Some Do Topical Humor, But The Ones That I Like, The Ones That Are Appealing To Me, Were Guys Who Were Just Talking To You About Their Life.