Every Man's Dream Is To Be Able

Adrenaline Is Wonderful. It Covers Pain. It Covers Dementia. It Covers Everything.

I've Had Great Success Being A Total Idiot.

People Think I'm Against Critics Because They Are Negative To My Work. That's Not What Bothers Me. What Bothers Me Is They Didn't See The Work. I Have Seen Critics Print Stuff About Stuff I Cut Out Of The Film Before We Ran It. So Don't Tell Me About Critics.

Comedy Is A Man In Trouble. And Without It, There's No Humor.

The Doc Told Me I Had A Dual Personality. Then He Lays An 82 Dollar Bill On Me, So I Give Him 41 Bucks And Say, 'get The Other 41 Bucks From The Other Guy.'