Every Man's Dream Is To Be Able

Comedy Is A Man In Trouble. And Without It, There's No Humor.

I Have Nothing Against Women. As A Matter Of Fact There's Something About Them That I Love, But I Just Can't Put My Finger On It.

If I Found The Cure For Dystrophy Tomorrow, I Would Do A Telethon In Four Weeks For Acute Pain That In This Country Is A Bigger Problem Than Cancer, Heart, Sickle Cell, Anemia, Name It. It Is - It's Hitting 70 Million Americans.

It'll Keep You Alive For Another 10 Years If You Get Yourself A Laugh Once A Day: Either Provoke It, Or Look Around In The Wildest Laboratory In The World, The Public.

A Lot Of People Resent That I've Been In Someone's Life For 50 Years. Why Shouldn't People Have An Affection For Me And What I've Done? Didn't I Have To Be Genuine For Them To Buy Into What I Did? There Are Children Who Grow Up Today Who Will Not Have That When They're 55 Years Old. With Whom Will They Have It? Name An Example For Me.