Every Man Is Ignorant - Just On

Live Your Life So That Whenever You Lose, You Are Ahead.

The United States Never Lost A War Or Won A Conference.

Statistics Have Proven That The Surest Way To Get Anything Out Of The Public Mind And Never Hear Of It Again Is To Have A Senate Committee Appointed To Look Into It.

And, When The Votes Are Counted, Let Everybody, Including The Candidates, Get Into A Good Humor As Quick As They Got Into A Bad One.

Where I Come From, They Won't Let Me Play With This Rope. They Think I Might Hurt Myself.