Every Man Is Ignorant - Just On

You've Never In Your Life Seen A Picture, I Bet Any One Of You, Never Seen A Picture Of One Of These Old Pilgrims Praying When They Didn't Have A Gun Right By The Side Of Them. That Was To See That He Got What He Was Praying For.

Will Rogers Used To Say He Wouldn't Run For President No Matter How Badly The Country Needed A Comedian.

The Senate Just Sits And Waits Till They Find Out What The President Wants, So They Know How To Vote Against Him.

You Got To Do More Than Just Live In The Country To Be A Farmer.

The Best Way To Make A Fire With Two Sticks Is To Make Sure One Of Them Is A Match.