A Man Has A Right To Think

Nothing Pleases A Woman Quite So Well As To Look So Sweet That A Man Wants To Kiss Her, And Then Abuse Him For His Impudence.

The Only Way To Amuse Some People Is To Slip And Fall On An Icy Pavement.

There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

The Man Who Can Keep A Secret May Be Wise, But He Is Not Half As Wise As The Man With No Secrets To Keep.