Nearly Every Man Is A Coward, If

A Women Could Never Be President. A Condidate Must Be Over 35, And Where Are You Going To Find A Woman Who Will Admit She's Over 35?

The Little Trouble In The World That Is Not Due To Love Is Due To Friendship.

There Is Nothing So Well Known As That We Should Not Expect Something For Nothing - But We All Do And Call It Hope.

If You Have Sense Enough To Realize Why Flies Gather Around A Restaurant, You Should Be Able To Appreciate Why Men Run For Office.

The Greatest Humiliation In Life, Is To Work Hard On Something From Which You Expect Great Appreciation, And Then Fail To Get It.