Every City Has A Donald Trump; Ours

I'm An Immigrant Kid Who Came To America From India When I Was Very Young And Grew Up In New York City With A Single Mom And Really Was Influenced By All Of Those Immigrant Cultures Bumping Up Against Each Other.

My Mom Was Scared Of The Old Times Square So I Was Never Allowed To Go. Now I'm Scared Of The New Times Square, So I Still Never Go.

During The Course Of Filming 'top Chef,' I Gain 15 Lbs., So I'm Used To Needing Two Dress Sizes.

It Doesn't Matter How Precisely The Onion Is Cut As Long As The Person Chewing It Is Happy.

I'm Not Of The American Ilk That, You Know, Your Lover Needs To Be Your Best Friend And Know You Inside Out. I Think He Should Know You Well Enough To Please You. Otherwise, What Secret Will There Be To Tell Him When You're Ninety?