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I'm Not Tough. I'm Tenacious.

It Doesn't Matter How Precisely The Onion Is Cut As Long As The Person Chewing It Is Happy.

I Grew Up A Vegetarian. Then, Because I Grew Up In The States, I Started Slowly Eating Meat. First It Was Bologna Sandwiches, Or Pepperoni On Pizza.

I Love Clothes, But Really I Don't Have That Much To Say About Skirts. Before I Was Writing, I Went To Fashion Shows Only When The Designer Was A Good Friend And I Was There To Show Support.

I Don't Look At Ratings Until Somebody Tells Me.