Even The Elders Can Give A Number

One Man's Poison Ivy Is Another Fellow's Spinach.

I Got The Breaks. Starting From Nowhere In The Corn Belt, I Helped Edit A Country Weekly, Then Was Jack-of-all-departments On An Obscure Daily, So That When I Arrived In A Big City Everything I Tackled In The Line Of Column Conducting And Syndicate Peddling And Playwriting Had To Bring Promotion, Because I Had No Social Standing Which Could Be Endangered, No Reputation To Toss Away And No Pride Which Might Suffer A Setback. Everything I Acquired Had To Be Velvet. You Cannot Lose Your Silver Spoon If You Are Brought Up On Pewter.

A Good Musical Comedy Consists Largely Of Disorderly Conduct Occassionally Interrupted By Talk.

Give The People What They Think They Want.

Those Having The Most Time To Devote To A Line Of Endeavor Usually Become The Most Proficient.