Meditation Is A Gift Confined To Unknown

An Appeal Is When You Ask One Court To Show Its Contempt For Another Court.

Alcohol Is Necessary For A Man So That He Can Have A Good Opinion Of Himself, Undisturbed By The Facts.

High Finance Isn't Burglary Or Obtaining Money By False Pretenses, But Rather A Judicious Selection From The Best Features Of Those Fine Arts.

The Last Man That Makes A Joke Owns It.

Th' Newspaper Does Ivrything F'r Us. It Runs Th' Polis Foorce An' Th' Banks, Commands Th' Milishy, Controls Th' Ligislachure, Baptizes Th' Young, Marries Th' Foolish, Comforts Th' Afflicted, Afflicts Th' Comfortable, Buries Th' Dead An' Roasts Thim Aftherward.