Epitaphs For A Gravestone: 'please: No Hooliganism';

To Be Alive Is To Take Risks; To Be Always Safe And Secure Is Death.

Money Confers The Power To Command The Labor Of Others. Love Of Money Is Love Of Power. And Love Of Power Is The Root Of Evil.

Those Who Dream Of The Joys Of Living In A Space Colony Should Live In A Space Colony.

The Rich Are Not Very Nice. That's Why They're Rich.

I Hold No Preference Among Flowers, So Long As They Are Wild, Free, Spontaneous.