Epitaphs For A Gravestone: 'please: No Hooliganism';

I Have Found Through Trial And Error That I Work Best Under Duress. In Fact I Work Only Under Duress.

Might Does Not Make Right But It Sure Makes What Is.

Recorded History Is Largely An Account Of The Crimes And Disasters Committed By Banal Little Men At The Levers Of Imperial Machines.

There Are Only Two Kinds Of Books -- Good Books And The Others. The Good Are Winnowed From The Bad Through The Democracy Of Time.

Reason Has Seldom Failed Us Because It Has Seldom Been Tried.