Charity Should Be Spontaneous. Calculated Altruism Is

Mayonnaise, Like Hollandaise, Was Invented By The French To Cover Up The Flavor Of Spoiled Flesh, Stale Vegetables, Rotten Fish. Beware The Sauce! Where Food Comes Beslobbered With An Elegant Slime You May Well Suspect The Integrity Of The Basic Ingredients.

The Tragic Sense Of Life: Our Heroic Acceptance Of The Suffering Of Others.

Most Of The Literary Classics Are Worth Reading, If You've Nothing Better To Do.

There Are Some Places So Beautiful They Can Make A Grown Man Break Down And Weep.

In A Nation Of Sheep, One Brave Man Forms A Majority.