Elvis Is The King Of Rock And

Music Is The Only Industry Where You Don't Need To Know What You're Doing To Get Ahead. Well, That And Politics.

The Only Thing Wrong With Marriage Is That One Of The Persons Involved Is A Man.

I'm Forbidden Fruit. Once You Go To Certain Households, Mommy Doesn't Want You To See That Dirty Man Who Sticks His Tongue Out And Spits Out Blood And All That Stuff.

I Voted For President Bush. I Voted For President Clinton And Although I Do Want My Vote Back, I Voted For President Obama.

It's Better To Be An Octopus Than A Fish. If An Octopus Loses A Tentacle To A Predator, The Octopus Will Survive With Seven Tentacles Left For Itself.