Early In Life, I Was Visited By

Should I Marry W? Not If She Won't Tell Me The Other Letters In Her Name. And What About Her Career? How Can I Ask A Woman Of Her Beauty To Give Up The Roller Derby? Decisions...

I Believe People Ought To Mate For Life...like Pigeons Or Catholics.

You're A Genius! And The Proof Is That Both Common People And Intellectuals Find Your Work Completely Incoherent.

Marriage Is The Death Of Hope.

I Don't Believe In An Afterlife, But I'm Taking An Extra Pair Of Underwear Just In Case.