Early In Life, I Was Visited By

The Audience Is Making The Film And Not The Film-maker.

Heaven Knows, We All Make Mistakes. That's Life - And Chess.

Life Doesn't Imitate Art, It Imitates Bad Television.

Honey, There's A Spider In Your Bathroom The Size Of A Buick.

I Feel Humor Is Important For Those Two Reasons: That It Is A Little Bit Of Refreshment Like Music, And That Women Have Told Me Over The Years That It Is Very, Very Important To Them.