Dying's Tough - But Not As Tough

I Was A Fat-headed Guy, Full Of Pain.

I'd Like To Have Made One Of Those Big Splashy Technicolor Musicals With Rita Hayworth.

We Have Our Factory, Which Is Called A Stage. We Make A Product, We Color It, We Title It And We Ship It Out In Cans.

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.

It Is The Law Of Life That If You Are Kind To Someone You Feel Happy. If You Arecruel You Are Unhappy. And If You Hurt Someone, You Will Be Hurt Back.