Dying's Tough - But Not As Tough

Do Your Job And Demand Your Compensation - But In That Order.

Everyone Tells Me I've Had Such An Interesting Life, But Sometimes I Think It's Been Nothing But Stomach Disturbances And Self-concern.

If You Want To Be An Actor, My Advice Is To Learn Your Lines And Don't Bump Into The Other Actors.

Probably No Greater Honor Can Come To Any Man Than The Respect Of His Colleagues.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.