Dumb Dog. I Bought A Dog Whistle.

Dumb Dog. I Bought A Dog Whistle. He Won't Use It.

Quite Obviously A Cat Trusts Human Beings; But She Doesn't Trust Another Cat Because She Knows Better Than We Do.

A Guy Wanted The Vet To Cut His Dog's Tail Off. The Vet Asked Why. Well, My Mother In Law Is Visiting Next Month And I Want To Eliminate Any Possible Indication That She Is Welcome.

The Sole Perfection Which Modern Civilization Attains Is A Mechanical One; Machines Are Splendid And Flawless, But The Life Which Serves Them Or Is Served By Them, Is Neither Superb Nor Brilliant, Nor More Perfect Nor More Graceful; Nor Is The Work Of The Machines Perfect; Only They, The Machines, Are Like Gods.

As Is Well Known, All Collectors Are Prepared To Steal Or Murder If It Is A Question Of Getting Another Piece For Their Collection; But This Does Not Lower Their Moral Character In The Least.