You Ought To Know That October Is

Among Human Beings, A Cat Is Merely A Cat; Among Cats, A Cat Is A Prowling Shadow In A Jungle.

There Are Several Ways To Lay Out A Little Garden; The Best Way Is To Get A Gardener.

I've Found A Place That Would Amaze You. People Used To Live There, But Now It's All Overgrown And No One Goes There. Absolutely No One - Only Me... Just A Little House And A Garden. And Two Dogs.

The Average Cooking In The Average Hotel For The Average Englishman Explains To A Large Extent The English Bleakness And Taciturnity. Nobody Can Beam And Warble While Chewing Pressed Beef Smeared With Diabolical Mustard. Nobody Can Exult Aloud While Ungluing From His Teeth A Quivering Tapioca Pudding.

Much Melancholy Has Devolved Upon Mankind, And It Is Detestable To Me That Might Will Triumph In The End...