Dudes Know I'm Not A Threat. Chicks

More Often Than Not, A Hero’s Most Epic Battle Is The One You Never See; It’s The Battle That Goes On Within Him Or Herself.

People Tend To Romanticize This Job. So, It's Fun To Let The Air Out Of It.

If There Was No Internet, My Career Would Have Ended In 1995.

People Always Ask Me If I Hate The Nuns. Do I Make My Movies Extra Dirty To Piss Them Off? I Always Say No, That's Not The Point. To A Catholic, A Movie Is Only Dirty If It Makes You Want To Have Sex More. If It Makes You Feel Sick, Disgusted, Ashamed Of Your Own Body, Then It's Not A Dirty Movie At All. It's A Catholic Movie. And I Make Very Catholic Movies.

Stoners Are Cute; Junkies Are Sad.