Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey?

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

Horse Sense Is The Thing A Horse Has Which Keeps It From Betting On People.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine