Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey?

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.