Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey?

California Is The Only State In The Union Where You Can Fall Asleep Under A Rose Bush In Full Bloom And Freeze To Death.

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain Unless You've Used Up All The Other Four-letter Words.

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.