Drinking Can Bring Out A Dude That

If I Wouldn't Have Done Comedy, I Would Have Been A Teacher. I Was Really Good When I Took An Exploratory Teaching Class In High School, At Getting Kids' Attention, And Delivering Lesson Plans. Though My Principal Even Told Me That This Was What I Was Meant To Do. And That Being A Big-mouth Comedian Was A Waste Of Time.

Tv And Film For Me Are Not As Exciting As The Live Stand-up Show And Getting The Immediate Reaction Of The Crowd. Tv Is A Lot Of Hurry Up And Wait For Your Shot And Less Immediate Reaction From People.

People Think If You Have Money, It'll Fix The Problems, But It Creates Different Ones.

I Don't Wanna Just Be Remembered For The Funniest Guy In My Neighborhood.

When You Have Nothing But Big Friends, You Never Get Into Arguments - Except One. And That Is, Who Is The Biggest? I'll Let You Know Right Now, There's Only One Way To Settle This. We All Get In A Bus And We Go To Disney And We Get On A Roller Coaster - Whoever Gets The Least Amount Of Clicks On The Safety Bar Is The Big One.