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With This Show [stand-up Revolution ], I Loved The Idea That I Would Be Picking The Talent That Goes On, Not The Network. It Was Me Handpicking People Who Might Not Have Gotten The Chance To Be On Tv. So, I Thought It Was Real Cool That I Was Putting People Up There.

Me Racist? The Only Race I Hate Is The One You Have To Run.

I'm A Comedian Who Happens To Be Latino. What's The Difference? The Difference Is, My Special Will Air On Comedy Central, Not Telemundo.

I Went Up On Stage, And Said, "why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To Check Out The Chicks." I Was A Genius At 10. Try Telling That At 21, And You Look Hacky And Stupid. That Was The Only Joke I've Ever Told. Everything Since Has Been Character Voices, Doing Impressions Or Just Telling Stories.

That's One Thing About My Shows. I Tell People, I'm Not A Comedian, I'm Just A Really Funny Reporter. I Put My Life Out There And Make It Entertaining. By Putting It Out There, It Helps Me To Deal With It, You Know, So I Don't Snap And So I Don't Go Off The Handle When I Get Home.