Surround Yourself With Supportive People. All The

If You Surround Yourself With A Bunch Of Guys Who No Mas Se Quieren Puro Pari And Are Like, "aaah, Let's Go Get Some Chicks." Guess What? That's Going To Slow You Down And Keep Your Head Somewhere Else.

Walgreens, Rite Aid, Cvs And Wal-mart Have All Figured Out The Evolution Of Life And They Grabbed All The Products That Are Necessary For A Life. And They Stuck Them In One Aisle And They Put Them In Order According To How You Mess Up... First Thing You're Going To See: Condoms. Next To That: Lubricant. Next To That: Pregnancy Test. Next To That: Pampers. Next To That: Formula. And At The End Of The Aisle They Sell Beer.

I Got On The High School Speech Team And Everyday I Would Get Up In Front Of The Class And Just Start Talking.

Be Personal, And Original. Try To Work Clean. Stay Away From Topical Material, As It Does Not Allow You To Craft It To Make It Better For Later. And Always Remember That It Is The Fans Who Will Make You Or Break You.

Jeff Foxworthy Had That Whole "you Might Be A Redneck" Thing; Larry The Cable Guy Had "git-r-done." Some Comics Have That Hook. Dane Cook Had That Super Finger. So I Just Caught On Early On. I Ran With "fluffy."