Dreams Don't Have An Expiration Date.

Going To War Was The Only Unselfish Thing I Have Ever Done For Humanity.

I've Been Lucky Enough To Win An Oscar, Write A Best-seller - My Other Dream Would Be To Have A Painting In The Louvre. The Only Way That's Going To Happen Is If I Paint A Dirty One On The Wall Of The Gentlemen's Lavatory.

I Make Two Movies A Year To Take Care Of The Butcher And The Baker And The School Fees. Then I Try To Write, But It's Not That Easy. Acting Is What's Easy.

Isn’t It Fascinating To Think That Probably The Only Laugh That Man Will Ever Get In His Life Is By Stripping Off And Showing His Shortcomings?

Old Age Has Got To Start Creeping Up On Me One Day Soon, And Frankly I'm Very Scared. I Don't Want To Be Old. I've Always Felt So Young. And I Want To Stay That Way.