Drama Is Real Life With All The

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

There Is Nothing To Winning, Really. That Is, If You Happen To Be Blessed With A Keen Eye, An Agile Mind, And No Scruples Whatsoever.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

In The Documentary The Basic Material Has Been Created By God, Whereas In The Fiction Film The Director Is A God; He Must Create Life.

Television Is Like The American Toaster, You Push The Button And The Same Thing Pops Up Everytime.