All Love Scenes Started On The Set

We Seem To Have A Compulsion These Days To Bury Time Capsules In Order To Give Those People Living In The Next Century Or So Some Idea Of What We Are Like. I Have Prepared One Of My Own. I Have Placed Some Rather Large Samples Of Dynamite, Gunpowder, And Nitroglycerin. My Time Capsule Is Set To Go Off In The Year 3000. It Will Show Them What We Are Really Like.

A Woman Who Spends All Day Washing And Cooking And Ironing Doesn't Want To Go To The Movies To Watch A Film About A Woman Who Spends All Day Washing And Cooking And Ironing.

It Has Been Rumored That "psycho" Is So Terrifying That It Will Scare Some People Speechless. Some Of My Men Hopefully Sent Their Wives To A Screening. The Women Emerged Badly Shaken But Still Vigorously Vocal.

San Francisco Would Be A Good Location For A Murder Mystery.

This Weapon [an Ax] Is Primitive But Effective. And It's Also Guaranteed To Be Fifty-percent Painless. You See, It Takes Two People To Operate, And The Person At This End [the Handle] Doesn't Feel A Thing.