Never Judge A Country By Its Politicians.

If I Won't Be Myself, Who Will?

When An Actor Comes To Me And Wants To Discuss His Character, I Say, 'it's In The Script.' If He Says, 'but What's My Motivation?, ' I Say, 'your Salary.'

In A Good Marriage Each Is The Others Better Half.

There Are Several Differences Between A Footballl Game And A Revolution. For One Thing, A Football Game Usually Lasts Longer And The Participants Wear Uniforms. Also There Are More Injuries At A Football Game.

I Have A Feeling That Inside You Somewhere,there's Somebody Nobody Knows About