Never Judge A Country By Its Politicians.

The Ideal Husband Understands Every Word His Wife Doesn't Say.

I’ve Never Been Very Keen On Women Who Hang Their Sex Round Their Neck Like Baubles. I Think It Should Be Discovered. It’s More Interesting To Discover The Sex In A Woman Than It Is To Have It Thrown At You, Like A Marilyn Monroe Or Those Types. To Me They Are Rather Vulgar And Obvious.

For Me, The Cinema Is Not A Slice Of Life, But A Piece Of Cake.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

The Paperback Is Very Interesting But I Find It Will Never Replace The Hardcover Book - It Makes A Very Poor Doorstop.