Don't You Touch Me Again. I Will

I Am Chris Jericho, Your New Hero! And I Am The New Millenium For The World Wrestling Federation!

X-pac, I Feel Terrible That You Have To Come Out Here And Defend The Integrity Of A Woman Who Has Absolutely None. I Mean As Far As Stephanie Mcmahon-helmsley Is Concerned The Word Honor Means Jump On Her And Stay On Her. Well, Let's Spell That Word H-o-n-o-r. I Guess Stephanie Is Half Of That. After All She Is A Filthy, Dirty, Disgusting, Brutal, Skanky, Bottom Feeding Trash Bog H-o. And No Amount Of Defending Will Ever, Ever Change That!

Lo, I Am The Most Stupendous In The Land At My Particular Profession.

I Just Know That I Had Great Matches Pretty Much Every Night. I Had Great Rapport With The Fans. I Could Make Them Love Me Or Hate Me Depending On What I Wanted.

When You Get Some Success, You Want More. When You Get One Mountain Climbed, You Want To Climb The Next One.