Don't You Touch Me Again. I Will

I Am Chris Jericho, Your New Hero! And I Am The New Millenium For The World Wrestling Federation!

You Will Never Ever Be The Same Again!

I Think There Are So Many Guys Coming Up That Are Ready To Bust Loose. All They Need Is That One Little Flame Of Confidence That Starts The Inferno. And When You Get Those Guys, Once It Starts Happening, Nothing Can Stop You. And You Can Tell Which Guys Have It. You Always Know Which Guys Have It.

I'm A Great Whittler. I Can Whittle A Marshmallow Stick Really Quickly. I Don't Think Anyone Whittles Anymore, They Should!

That's The Best Way To Live Your Life: Don't Listen To What Other People Think. Just Follow Your Heart.