Don't Worry. Worry Is Useless. I Worried

I Don't Really Care How People Read. I Care If People Read.

...it Was Nice To Spend Time With Someone So Interesting.

There Are Many More Jobs Out There Than You Have Ever Heard Of. Your Dream Job Might Not Yet Exist. If You Had Told 'college Me' That I Would Become A Professional Youtuber, I Would've Been Like, "that Is Not A Word, And It Never Should Be."

Gus Knew. Gus Knows. I Will Not Tell You Our Love Story, Because—like All Real Love Stories—it Will Die With Us, As It Should. I'd Hoped That He'd Be Eulogizing Me.

It Is Not My Fault That My Parents Own The World's Largest Collection Of Black Santas.