Don't Worry. Worry Is Useless. I Worried

All Representations Of A Thing Are Inherently Abstract.

Life Works Best When We Think Of People As People.

It's Bad For Your Brain Not To Unplug.

It Was Not An Eventful Day. I Should Have Done Extraordinary Things. I Should Have Sucked The Marrow Out Of Life. But On That Day, I Slept Eighteen Hours Out Of A Possible Twenty-four.

Ergo: Girls Should Always Make The First Move, Because (a) They Are, On The Whole, Less Likely To Be Rejected Than Guys, (b) That Way, Girls Will Never Get Kissed Unless They Want To Be Kissed.