Don't Worry About The Past And Don't

Spending Time In A Church Does Not Make You Religious, Any More Than Spending Time In A Garage Makes You A Car.

Being Lutheran, Mother Believed That Self-pity Is A Deadly Sin And So Is Nostalgia, And She Had No Time For Either

The Highlight Of My Childhood Was Making My Brother Laugh So Hard That Food Came Out Of His Nose.

To The Cheater, There Is No Such Thing As Honesty, And To Republicans The Idea Of Serving The Public Good Is Counterfeit On The Face Of It — They Never Felt Such An Urge, And Therefore It Must Not Exist.

The Majority Of People Who Keel Over Dead At Concerts Are Killed By A Long Trumpet Passage.