Don't Worry About Middle Age: You'll Outgrow

You Shouldn't Punish Others For Your Own Choices.

Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

The Man Who Is Always Waving The Flag Usually Waives What It Stands For.

Slump, And The World Slumps With You. Push, And You Push Alone.

Every Man Serves A Useful Purpose: A Miser, For Example, Makes A Wonderful Ancestor.