Don't Worry About Middle Age: You'll Outgrow

A Man Convinced Against His Will Is Not Convinced.

In The Country Of The Blind, The One-eyed King Can Still Goof Up.

Few Of Us Ever Test Our Powers Of Deduction, Except When Filling Out An Income Tax Form

Middle Age Is When It Takes Longer To Rest Than To Get Tired.

The Habitually Punctual Make All Their Mistakes Right On Time.