Don't Worry About Middle Age: You'll Outgrow

As The Farmer Said, "i'm Not Greedy, All I Want Is The Land Next To Mine.

A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His Files Is To Make A Copy Of Every Paper Before He Destroys It.

A Man Convinced Against His Will Is Not Convinced.

An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows A Man How Smart He Would Have Been Not To Have Taken It.

Middle Age Is When The Best Exercise Is One Of Discretion.