Don't Read My Diary When I'm Gone.

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

I'd Like To Live Off The Band, But If Not, I'll Just Retire To Mexico Or Yugoslavia With A Few Hundred Dollars, Grow Potatoes, And Learn The History Of Rock Through Back Issues Of Creem Magazine.

I Have Very Bad Posture.

It's Okay To Eat Fish Because They Don't Have Any Feelings.

When I Was Younger I Knew I Could Do Anything - I Could Be The President If I Wanted To, But That Was A Stupid Idea - I'd Rather Be A Rock Star.