Rap Music Is The Only Vital Form

My Body Is Damaged From Music In Two Ways. I Have A Red Irritation In My Stomach. It's Psychosomatic, Caused By All The Anger And The Screaming. I Have Scoliosis, Where The Curvature Of Your Spine Is Bent, And The Weight Of My Guitar Has Made It Worse. I'm Always In Pain, And That Adds To The Anger In Our Music.

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

I'll Be The First To Admit That We're The 90's Version Of Cheap Trick Or The Knack...

There Are Some Pop Songs I Hate But I Can't Get Them Out Of My Head. Our Songs Also Have The Standard Pop Format: Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Solo, Bad Solo. All In All, I Think We Sound Like The Knack And The Bay City Rollers Being Molested By Black Flag And Black Sabbath.

Rather Be Dead Than Cool.