Wearing A Dress Shows I Can Be

I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee-shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

I Don’t Wanna Have Any Other Kind Of Job. I Can’t Work Among People. I May As Well Try & Make A Career Out Of This. All My Life My Dream Has Been To Be A Big Rock Star - Just May As Well Abuse It While You Can.

To Be Positive At All Times Is To Ignore All That Is Important, Sacred Or Valuable. To Be Negative At All Times Is To Be Threatened By Ridiculousness And Instant Discredibility.

We're Just Musically And Rhythmically Retarded. We Play So Hard That We Can't Tune Our Guitars Fast Enough. People Can Relate To That.

There's Nothing Better Than Having A Baby. I've Always Loved Children. I Used To Work Summers At The Ymca And Be In Charge Of, Like, 30 Preschool Kids. I Knew That When I Had A Child, I'd Be Overwhelmed, And It's True... I Can't Tell You How Much My Attitude Has Changed Since We've Got Frances. Holding My Baby Is The Best Drug In The World.