Don't Play Dead With A Vulture. That's

It's Kind Of Fun When You're Playing Characters That Aren't Quite On The Up And Up And People Still Like You.

A Novel Is Too Much Of A Commitment. I Tend To Peruse Twitter - I Check To See If I Had Any Mentions And Read The Latest Messages.

You Don't Have To Swim Faster Than The Shark, Just Faster Than The Person You're With.

When I Was Very Young, I Didn't Really Write My Own Material. I Just Memorized Other Peoples' Jokes. Established Comics, Like Stanley Myron Handelman And People Like That. And Then, For Every Comic, You Develop Your Own Style After A While.

I Don't Smoke Pot Or Cigarettes, So Inhaling Smoke As A Non-smoker - It Doesn't Matter What It Is, It's Going To Make You Lightheaded.