Don't Play Dead With A Vulture. That's

I'd Been Doing Some Light-beer Commercials For Budweiser And Coors, And I Was Doing Stand-up Comedy. I Wanted To Get Into The Acting World, And My Agent Sent Me On Audition And They Liked It.

It Seems Like All The Sitcoms On Now, The Families Are Kind Of Dysfunctional.

Don't Play Dead With A Vulture. That's Exactly What They Want.

I Think People Really Appreciate Clever Commercials, As Do I. I Think They're Very Entertaining. You Just Have To Wade Through All The Garbage. That's One Of The Reasons People Watch The Super Bowl. A Lot Of Them Watch It To See The Commercials And Not The Actual Game.

I Think I Sent Out Some Résumés For Marketing Jobs, And They All Came Back In The Mail Because I Didn't Have Enough Postage.