Don't Let Your Fear Of Failing Triumph

I've Been On A Calendar, But I've Never Been On Time.

I Learned To Walk As A Baby, And I Haven't Had A Lesson Since.

The First Effect Marriage Had On Me Was To Increase My Lack Of Interest In Sex.... Actually Our Marriage Was A Sort Of Friendship With Sexual Privileges.

If You Can Make A Girl Laugh, You Can Make Her Do Anything.

I Remember When I Was In High School I Didn't Have A New Dress For Each Special Occasion. The Girls Would Bring The Fact To My Attention, Not Always Too Delicately. The Boys, However, Never Bothered With The Subject. They Were My Friends, Not Because Of The Size Of My Wardrobe But Because They Liked Me.