Things Go Wrong So That You Appreciate

Dogs Have Never Hurt Me. Only Men Have.

I Used To Get The Feeling, And Sometimes I Still Get It, That I Was Fooling Somebody - I Don't Know Who Or What - Maybe Myself. I Have Feelings Some Days Where There Are Scenes With A Lot Of Responsibility, And I'll Wish, 'gee, If Only I Had Been A Cleaning Woman.'

Happiness Is Not In Money, But In Shopping.

Sometimes I Feel My Whole Life Has Been One Big Rejection.

Hollywood Is A Place Where They'll Pay You A Thousand Dollars For A Kiss And Fifty Cents For Your Soul.