The Trouble With Censors Is That They

If A Man Doesn't Want You At Your Worst, Then He Sure As Hell Doesn't Deserve You At Your Best.

When Clark Gable Died, I Cried For 2 Days Straight. I Couldn't Eat Or Sleep.

I Remember When I Was In High School I Didn't Have A New Dress For Each Special Occasion. The Girls Would Bring The Fact To My Attention, Not Always Too Delicately. The Boys, However, Never Bothered With The Subject. They Were My Friends, Not Because Of The Size Of My Wardrobe But Because They Liked Me.

Fame Is Like Caviar, You Know - It's Good To Have Caviar But Not When You Have It At Every Meal.

I'm Going To Be A Great Movie Star Some Day.