Don't Let Anybody Tell You Different, Man:

So Often, Over The Course Of Our Day-to-days, We Forget The Details Of What Shapes Us Most In Life. Sure, We'll Pay Through The Nose To Have Our Weddings Videotaped, But Can We Say The Same Thing About The First Time We Discovered Masturbation, Or The Moment We Realized That The True Nature Of The Opposite Sex Is To Lie And Humiliate (and I'm Not Just Talking About Women Here)? Usually Not.

My Father Taught Me How To Be A Man – And Not By Instilling In Me A Sense Of Machismo Or An Agenda Of Dominance. He Taught Me That A Real Man Doesn’t Take, He Gives; He Doesn’t Use Force, He Uses Logic; Doesn’t Play The Role Of Trouble-maker, But Rather, Trouble-shooter; And Most Importantly, A Real Man Is Defined By What’s In His Heart, Not His Pants.

My Job Is To Say, 'this Is How I See The World. Do You Agree?'

I've Always Kind Of Ripped From Real Life To Some Degree Or At Least How I'm Feeling In The Moment. In Fact, Maybe That's Really It. In Anything I've Ever Written, All The Characters Sound Like Me, Which I Don't Think Is A Bad Thing.

You Know, There's A Million Fine Looking Women In The World, Dude, But They Don't All Bring You Lasagna At Work. Most Of 'em Just Cheat On You.