I Really Would Love To Play A

I Know You're Supposed To Tell Kids Not To Do Drugs, But, Kids, Do It! Do Weed! Don't Do The Other Stuff, But Weed Is Good

If There Was No Internet, My Career Would Have Ended In 1995.

All These People Who Say Success Changes People; Well, No, It Just Magnifies What's There.

People Like To Set The Bar High. I Like To Put The Bar On The Ground And Barely Step Over It. I Like To Keep The Expectations Really Low.

So Often, Over The Course Of Our Day-to-days, We Forget The Details Of What Shapes Us Most In Life. Sure, We'll Pay Through The Nose To Have Our Weddings Videotaped, But Can We Say The Same Thing About The First Time We Discovered Masturbation, Or The Moment We Realized That The True Nature Of The Opposite Sex Is To Lie And Humiliate (and I'm Not Just Talking About Women Here)? Usually Not.