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People Talk To Old People Like They're Children.'oh You're Very Old Aren't You?' Yeah I'm Old. I'm Not Stupid.

I Don't Get Emails From My Corporate Overlords.

Love At First Sight Is Not Rare, In Fact It Is Extremely Common, It Happens To Some People A Few Times A Year. The Feeling Of What If When Meeting The Eyes Of A Stranger Can Be Love Unrecognized.

An 83-year-old Male Prostitute Was Arrested. Police Say He Only Charged $20 An Hour, But For Most Of That Time, He Just Talked About His Grandkids.

You Know, Where I Come From, An Antique, To Be Called An Antique, It Has To Be At Least A Hundred Years Old. That's A Law: Before You Can Call Something An Antique, It Has To Be A Hundred Years Old. In L.a., Something That's Been Around For A Couple Of Weeks Is An Antique. It's True! People Are Like, Look At This Old-fashioned Ipod. Look At This! It's The Size Of A Man's Hand! Ha Ha Ha Ha. Back Then-back Then, People Thought Mel Gibson Was Just Acting Crazy. It Was A Very Different Time.