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Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

The Sight Of Home Looks Best After You've Traveled Hundreds Of Miles To Get Away From It.