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"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.