Don't Be Crazy To Do A Lot

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

If You Go To Church, And Like The Singing Better Than The Preaching, That's Not Orthodox.

Everyone Hates A Martyr; It's No Wonder Martyrs Were Burned At The Stake.

None Of Us Can Boast About The Morality Of Our Ancestors. The Record Does Not Show That Adam And Eve Were Ever Married.

The Way To Keep A Cat Is To Try To Chase It Away.