Don't Be Crazy To Do A Lot

The Only Way To Amuse Some People Is To Slip And Fall On An Icy Pavement.

Men Are Virtuous Because Women Are; Women Are Virtuous From Necessity.

Fishing Seems To Be The Favorite Form Of Loafing.

Even If A Farmer Intends To Loaf, He Gets Up In Time To Get An Early Start.

Nearly Every Man Is A Coward, If Confronted By The Proper Terror.