American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

One Of The Most Difficult Things In The World Is To Convince A Woman That Even A Bargain Costs Money.

Most People Put Off Till Tomorrow That Which They Should Have Done Yesterday.

When A Man Asks Your Advice, He Usually Tells You Just How He Expects You To Decide.

Some Men Storm Imaginary Alps All Their Lives, And Die In The Foothills Cursing Difficulties Which Do Not Exist.