American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

No Scheme Pays As Well As Legitimate Business.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

Nearly Every Lawsuit Is An Insult To The Intelligence Of Both Plaintiff And Defendant.

I Express Many Absurd Opinions. But I Am Not The First Man To Do It; American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

There Is No Such Thing As A Convincing Argument, Although Every Man Thinks He Has One.