American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

There Is No Such Thing As A Convincing Argument, Although Every Man Thinks He Has One.

When You Are In Trouble, People Who Call To Sympathize Are Really Looking For The Particulars.

A Successful Man Cannot Realize How Hard An Unsuccessful Man Finds Life.

A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her Husband Will Claim She Did.

The Way Out Of Trouble Is Never As Simple As The Way In