American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

Bravery Is Knowledge Of The Cowardice Of The Enemy.

Man Is Still A Savage To The Extent That He Has Little Respect For Anything That Cannot Hurt Him.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

If You Want To Know How Old A Woman Is . . . Ask Her Sister-in-law.

A Really Busy Person Never Knows How Much He Weighs.