American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

Abuse A Man Unjustly, And You Will Make Friends For Him.

There Is No Such Thing As A Convincing Argument, Although Every Man Thinks He Has One.

A Successful Man Cannot Realize How Hard An Unsuccessful Man Finds Life.

A Loafer Never Works Except When There Is A Fire; Then He Will Carry Out More Furniture Than Anybody.

The Way To Keep A Cat Is To Try To Chase It Away.