Donald Trump's Mother, Who Said, Donnie! Stop

Stan Musial, Who Said, Why Didn't They Make Me The First Polish Pope? I Was Such A Good Cardinal. Never Got A Dinner!

Dean Martin's Great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, Who Said To Eli Whitney, I See The Cotton, But Where's The Gin? Never Got A Dinner!

John Travolta, Who Said, My Saturday Night Fever Was Nothing Compared To My Sunday Morning Rash. Never Got A Dinner!

Venus De Milo's Mother, Who Once Said To Venus, You Never Call Me. Can't You Pick Up A Phone? Never Got A Dinner!

George Burns, What A Man. He Read In The Paper That It Takes Ten Dollars A Year To Support A Kid In India. So He Sent His Kids There.