Dogs And Cats Get Put To Sleep;

I Am Not A Complete Vegetarian. I Eat Only Animals That Have Died In Their Sleep.

Jesus Was A Cross-dresser.

If All The World Is A Stage, Where Is The Audience Sitting?

If You Want To Get Rid Of Counterfeit Money, Put It In The Collection Plate At Church.

Weather Forecast For Tonight: Dark. Continued Dark Overnight, With Widely Scattered Light By Morning.