Dogs And Cats Get Put To Sleep;

And Now Gay People Want To Get Married... Haven't They Suffered Enough?

You Become 21, You Turn 30, Then You're Pushing 40. Whoa! Put On The Brakes, It's All Slipping Away. Before You Know It, You Reach 50 And Your Dreams Are Gone.

Brenda [carlin] Went Into Therapy And I Soon Joined Her. First We Put The Drugs Behind Us, Then We Began Serious Work On Our Relationship. And, In Time, We Got Well Together.she Just Drove Through A Hotel Lobby. Now, That's Bottoming Out.

Beethoven Was So Hard Of Hearing, He Thought He Was A Painter.

Let's Not Have A Double Standard. One Standard Will Do Just Fine.