The Straightest Line Between A Straight Distance

Irony Deals With Opposites; It Has Nothing To Do With Coincidence.

You Take 5 White Guys And You Take 5 Black Guys And Put Em Together For A Week And What You Won't Have Is 5 Blacks Guys Talking Like, 'golly Gee, We Really Won That Big Basketball Game' But You Will Have 5 White Guys Talking Like 'yo Slick, Whuzzup...we Be Shootin Hoops And Mad Playin, Slammed Those Mofos

To My Surprise, My Marijuana Use Has Been Tapering Off Steadily.

Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?

When It Comes To God's Existence, I'm Not An Atheist And I'm Not Agnostic. I'm An Acrostic. The Whole Thing Puzzles Me.