The Straightest Line Between A Straight Distance

I'm In Favor Of Personal Growth As Long As It Doesn't Include Malignant Tumors.

You Show Me Something That Doesn't Cause Cancer, And I'll Show You Something That Isn't On The Market Yet.

As You Swim The River Of Live, Do The Breast Stroke. It Helps To Clear The Turds From Your Path.

You Know Who Would Make An Interesting Murder-suicide? Madeline Albright And Yanni.

In Baseball The Object Is To Go Home! And To Be Safe! - I Hope I'll Be Safe At Home!