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Life Is Not Measured By The Breaths You Take, But By The Moments That Take Your Breaths Away.

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.

Life Is A Series Of Dogs.

Censorship That Comes From The Outside Assumes About People An Inability To Make Reasoned Choices.

Leftovers Make You Feel Good Twice. First, When You Put It Away, You Feel Thrifty And Intelligent: 'i'm Saving Food!' Then A Month Later When Blue Hair Is Growing Out Of The Ham, And You Throw It Away, You Feel Really Intelligent: 'i'm Saving My Life!'