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When He Got Loaded, The Human Cannonball Knew There Were Not Many Men Of His Caliber.

The Iq And The Life Expectancy Of The Average American Recently Passed Each Other In Opposite Directions.

I Hope I'm Beginning A New Cycle Of Energy And Creativity. If So, It'll Really Be My Third Career. The First Was As A Straight Comic In The Sixties. The Second Was As A Counterculture Performer In The Seventies. The Third Will Be...well, That's For Others To Judge.

What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?

There Are Women Named Faith, Hope, Joy, And Prudence. Why Not Despair, Guilt, Rage, And Grief? It Seems Only Right. 'tom, I'd Like You To Meet The Girl Of My Dreams, Tragedy.' These Days, Trajedi.