Does Art Imitate Life, Or Does Life

Writing Is Great Because In The Writing You Never Have To... First Of All You Never Have To Leave Your Home. And You Never Have To Meet The Test Of Reality When You're Writing.

I'm Such A Good Lover Because I Practice A Lot On My Own.

I Have Bad Reflexes. I Was Once Run Over By A Car Being Pushed By Two Guys.

Manute Bol Is So Skinny They Save Money On Road Trips. They Just Fax Him From City To City.

Should I Marry W.? Not If She Won't Tell Me The Other Letters In Her Name.