Does Art Imitate Life, Or Does Life

I Idolized Superman When I Was Younger. I Thought He And I Had A Lot In Common. He Was Always Going Into Phonebooths And Taking Off All His Clothes.

The Last Time I Was Inside A Woman Was When I Went To The Statue Of Liberty.

Figures Tell Us There Are Already More People On Earth Than We Need To Move Even The Heaviest Piano.

Basically I Am A Low-culture Person. I Prefer Watching Baseball With A Beer And Some Meatballs.

[an Audience Conditioned By A Lifetime Of Television-watching Is So Corrupted That] Their Standards Have Been Systematically Lowered Over The Years. These Guys Sit In Front Of Their Sets And The Gamma Rays Eat The White Cells Of Their Brains Out!