Does Art Imitate Life, Or Does Life

Don't Worry, I Know Almost Exactly What I'm Doing.

When I Was Kidnapped, My Parents Snapped Into Action. They Rented Out My Room.

All My Life Is Passing In Front Of My Eyes. The Worst Part Of It Is I'm Driving A Used Car.

You Always Think Another Time Would Have Been Ideal For You . . . The Reality Is There Was No Novocaine When You Went To The Dentist.

See, I Never Gain An Ounce, Because, You Know, My Anxiety Acts Like Aerobics.