Do Unto Yourself As Your Neighbours Do

The First Sign Of Extravagance Is To Buy Trousers That One Does Not Need.

A Bird In The Hand May Be Worth Two In The Bush, But Remember Also That A Bird In The Hand Is A Positive Embarrassment To One Not In The Poultry Business.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

Anybody Can Win - Unless There Happens To Be A Second Entry.

A Lot Of Smart Young People Have Come Out Of Indiana. The Smarter They Are, The Faster They Come Out