Do Not To Be As Shy Around

I Don't Think Of Myself As Funny - I Don't Fill Up A Room With My Humor... I Would Fail Miserably As A Stand-up Comedian.

You Know What Disneyland Is Known For? The Big Turkey Leg. People Walk Around With Enormous Deep-fried Turkey Legs. Like Little Kids, Three-year-old Kids Eating These Five-pound Turkey Legs.

Being A Leading Man... That's Like Saying I Want To Be Astronaut. That's Not Going To Happen.

I Don't Think My Kids Have To Worry Too Much About Me Embarrassing Them Because That's Not How I Would Want To Grow Up, With Wacky Dad Showing Up At School And Performing For Everyone.

I Love My Wife Dearly, And, Therefore, I've Never Cooked A Meal, Romantic Or Otherwise, For Her.