Do Not Fear Death So Much But

When The Praying Does No Good, Insurance Does Help.

A Good Soldier Has His Heart And Soul In It. When He Receives An Order, He Gets A Hard On, And When He Drives His Lance Through His Enemy's Guts, He Comes.

For The Villainy Of The World Is Great, And A Man Has To Run His Legs Off To Keep Them From Being Stolen Out Fom Underneath Him.

The Man Who Laughs Has Simply Not Yet Had The Terrible News.

All The Gang Of Those Who Rule Us Hope Our Quarrels Never Stop Helping Them To Split And Fool Us So They Can Remain On Top.